I just found out I'm a criminal. Are you kidding me? Composting in my city is illegal???
Um, too bad. I refuse to stop. What are they going to do, dig up the compost area of my garden to see what I have buried there? "Hey, Mister, let me get you one of my shovels so you can turn it all over for me. It will decompose even better." Hah!
Stupid laws. Just sayin'.